For immediate release

Greetings, Earthlings.

The human that used to write in these spaces has been unable to post due to an unforseen (on his part) abduction (on our part). The human was less than thrilled with the various tests to which he was subjected, but I am happy to report that he has come through all in one piece (mostly). He sends his deepest regards to those friends and family that were thinking well of him, and his condolences to those that were not quite as supportive (the human was kind enough to provide us with your earthly coordinates; we'll be in touch).

I suspect he will soon be able to resume his irregular postings - that's assuming that the new appendages we grafted onto him hold up. But until you hear directly from him, allow me to pass along this brief message from the human:

"POOORK!"

Sincerely,

Granthar, Probe-Master General
Earth Observation Unit
Pan-Galactic Development Force

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